I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
It’s not because you don’t want to become older,
that we can’t celebrate your birthday…
You believe you are vintage? You’re not vintage… you were vintage last year, this year you’re very old.
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
I hope you may live forever.
So far, so good…
I always told everyone that you are a good girl.
But now that it’s your birthday I will tell everyone,
that you’re a bad girl who never got caught…
On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!
On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you’re too old, but I still bought you a toy!
Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!
If you want more people to remember your birthday,
stop paying bills for an entire year…
You better start finding new ways to look younger because you have just turned a year older.
Happy Birthday to my friend who looks older than me!
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Old fart, young heart!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
The younger you try to look the older you actually are.
Happy Birthday on your very special day…. I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
So many candles, so little cake.
Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience
May you live all the days of your life
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
No matter how old you get, I don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Fulheim
Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,
so let us celebrate it like crazy!
I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn’t bought you anything…
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday!